- Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
- Punishment for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.
Before you get emotionally invested in me, just know that I’m fucking crazy and I’ll probably say some asshole-ish things and then cry when you get mad at me and I have emotional breakdowns all of the time.
Recently, I have realized that not only do the guys at my school go for the retards that couldnt care any less about their knowledge and more about One Direction and how they look or what’s new to buy at Abercombie or whatever but they seem to completely ignore the girls who are a bit shy or are quote on quote “One of the guys” In my school this nevers seems to happen.
Now I have this crush on this boy and he likes a girl he barely even knows. She used to be super sweet and nice and pretty. She still is pretty but she’s gotten less nice. Her friends have corrupted her and he doesnt see it. Sadly, I am major friend zoned. I just dont see what it is… Is it how they all act stupid? How they all are hipsters? How they have more makeup on then brain cells? How their texting rate is higher than their IQ? How they put more effort into how they look than how active they are? How they are afraid to break a nail by punching someone who deserves it? How they keep their mouths shut when you should be standing up for yourself? (To be honest they dont need to stand up for themselves because most of the girls at my school are bullies)
What is wrong with the women of today? !?! YOU ARE GETTING SUCKED INTO THE FEMALE STEREOTYPES!!!! WHERES THE FEMALE INTELLIGENCE?!?!?! AM I WHATS LEFT?!
I refuse to subject myself to the minorities of being feminin. I’d rather be boyish and smart than girly and stupid. I’d rather have my loneliness than fake friends. My words may not be heard or read (Most of the time they arent) but I will speak my mind how I see fit. Subjection is being refused! My mind and will power is stronger than my crave for love. I will let love come to me when love is ready. Until then I will live my life even if it is sad and lonely and occasionally suicidal. Im fine because I’m being myself…I hope you are too.
Okay am I the only one sick and fucking tired of children in restaurants crying and complaining and shit? When I’m eating a burger I dont want to hear a little brat complaining they dont have cake. You know what..put them in the oven and they can get as much fresh cake as they want. Sure they might be a bit burnt but anything to shut them up.
Kids and museums dont fucking mix. Children should not go to a museum filled with highly respected art just to fucking laugh at it. I mean What The Fuck?! They constantly disrespect art because they arent mature enough to handle it. “But my kids dont laugh at nude statues amd paintings” Well not to your small knowledge. But on like a field trip, yes they do. Keep children out of the museums unless they’re kids museums or some shit like that.
Children at the movies. If I hear another fucking child scream and going batshit crazy, I will fucking rip a head off. You know. Im sitting in the theaters and enjoying my film when this bratty child starts crying about the movie, candy, etc. Get the fuck out. Seriously, I rarely go out and when I do I dont want it to be spoiled by children.
Main Idea: Keep your children away from public places until they are old enough.
You know what really pisses me off? New parents. I like to call some of them formally-cool-people. I meam come on. Before theyre all cool and funny and bullshitting with you all the time then after theyre like “Dont curse in front of the baby.” “Baby this. Baby that.” You know what I will fucking curse as much as I fucking want to. Im not gonna stop being cool because you forgot or neglected to wear a condom or pull out. “But we wanted children” okay that’s wonderful. I dont. Keep your vomit and shit filled monster to yourself. Dont bring it out with you. GET A FUCKING BABYSITTER. Nobody wants to hear crying while enjoying tequila or a party or both.
In conclusion, get a babysitter or use protection. I dont want to hear about your baby. I dont want to hear your baby. I dont want to smell your baby.
Thanks for listening.
I haven’t many followers on this but I really dont care. For I have something to say!
Many have a single portrail of Romeo and Juliet. That portrail is that two stupid teenagers who knew eachother for a few days are “in love” and because they cant see each other they kill themselved to be together.
How wrong could people be? Seriously!
The tale of Romeo and Juliet is a tragic one yet a true one. And this is what it is in the simplest of terms…
Two young people meet at a party, unaware of the events to come. They meet by chance and they meet by luck. They just so happen to be members of two families that are mortal enemies. However they fall in love. This love is so true and so strong that nothing could overcome it. They meet secretly over the next few weeks turning into months. To the point where they get caught. In a tragic way they are separated. That evening Romeo finds Juliet in slumber. However he thinks her to be dead. So he takes poison and dies beside her. She then awakens from her slumber to find her deceased lover. In despare she takes a knife to her heart to be with the one who could actually treat her the way she deserved to be.
This tale isnt about stupidity of love. This tale is about two wealthly adults who weren’t treated how they should have been. Their opinions didnt matter and their comments were brushed off. It was like this until they crossed paths. Once their paths were crossed they never wanted to part
They say that you have already met your true love in like 7th grade.
Well it looks like I would it.
Will you marry me….
do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”